Golden Parachute, by Hewhocorrupts

Golden Parachute

by Hewhocorrupts

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smlpjcksn Ah the good ol days when you could whip yer dick out at a show in a community rec center and no one batted an eye. Thanks for bringing this gem in midwestern music history to the preferred format. Favorite track: She's a Fire Engine.

John Chaos Alexander This Tasty Hyper Grindcore, Came from the side Air Bicycle Kicking your head in and Steals your wallet! Favorite track: Linguistic Violations.

Adam N Bass HWC is one of the craziest bands I was ever threatened by with a lawsuit of terror! BUY IN or DIE OUT!!! Favorite track: Canada, Shakespeare, Canada.

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Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
Even if the severance package comes up a bit short, this record will have you feeling like a winner. This variant will also be available in stores and is limited to 310 copies on metallic gold vinyl.

This 43 track LP is a sequel of sorts to The Discographer, collecting everything Hewhocorrupts has done since the Master of Profits EP including five unreleased songs that were recorded for an album that never happened. The album features gold foil imprinted covers, heavy duty eurosleeve inner, and download code for the full LP and ten bonus tracks (MIDI of Profits and Live on WLUW acoustic set).

Includes unlimited streaming of Golden Parachute via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
Limited to just 200 copies on special mirrored foil board, you'll be able look at yourself while looking at this CD. Contains ten bonus tracks not on the LP (MIDI of Profits and Live on WLUW Acoustic set).

Includes unlimited streaming of Golden Parachute via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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edition of 200

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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
Standard edition CD in a 6 panel digipak. Contains 10 bonus tracks not on the LP (MIDI of Profits and Live on WLUW Acoustic set). Limited to 300 copies.

Includes unlimited streaming of Golden Parachute via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Hand Made Dollar Menu Millionaire vinyl
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For upper middle class folks who want to keep up with the Joneses, we are offering a hand made vinyl variant of the LP limited to 15ish copies, each featuring a real $1 bill cut up and pressed INSIDE the hand-made custom color mixed wax. The vinyl will feature a transparent base color so you can be sure to see your investment every time you throw it on the turntable.

This 43 track LP is a sequel of sorts to The Discographer, collecting everything Hewhocorrupts has done since the Master of Profits EP including five unreleased songs that were recorded for an album that never happened. The album features gold foil imprinted covers, heavy duty eurosleeve inner, and download code for the full LP and ten bonus tracks (MIDI of Profits and Live on WLUW acoustic set).

STRICT LIMIT OF ONE OF EACH VARIANT PER PERSON

This is a pre-order item. If you order this with other records, they will all ship together when the final record is done.

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Hand Made Benjamin Blowout vinyl
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For ballers only. A real $100 bill will be cut up and added to the hand-made custom vinyl.. A true premium experience from the world's least responsible corporation. This exclusive pre-order will be limited to a maximum of 10 copies TOTAL. We are only pressing as many as get pre-ordered. No, you will not be able to extract this money from the record. Mortgage your home. Make a deposit at your local sperm bank. Do what you need to do because this limited offer expires on 1/31/2022 when this thing goes to press. This is at least as good of an investment as an NFT. The vinyl will feature a transparent base color so you can be sure to see your investment every time you throw it on the turntable.

This 43 track LP is a sequel of sorts to The Discographer, collecting everything Hewhocorrupts has done since the Master of Profits EP including five unreleased songs that were recorded for an album that never happened. The album features gold foil imprinted covers, heavy duty eurosleeve inner, and download code for the full LP and ten bonus tracks (MIDI of Profits and Live on WLUW acoustic set).

STRICT LIMIT OF ONE OF EACH VARIANT PER PERSON

This is a pre-order item. If you order this with other records, they will all ship together when the final record is done.

Includes unlimited streaming of Golden Parachute via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. ... more

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Toner Spill colored vinyl
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This is what happens when you get your interns from state schools and your copy machines from black market dealers. This clear vinyl w/"CMYK" splatter version of the LP is limited to just 213 copies and will be available exclusively via Forge Again Records. Keep in mind, this image is a mockup and the final product might differ slightly.

This 43 track LP is a sequel of sorts to The Discographer, collecting everything Hewhocorrupts has done since the Master of Profits EP including five unreleased songs that were recorded for an album that never happened. The album features gold foil imprinted covers, heavy duty eurosleeve inner, and download code for the full LP and ten bonus tracks (MIDI of Profits and Live on WLUW acoustic set).

Includes unlimited streaming of Golden Parachute via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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1.	Checking Mic Marker 00:57	buy track
2.	Mrs. Andretti's Hustlers 01:00	buy track
3.	Mic Marker Checked 01:56	buy track
4.	16.7 Overture 01:52	buy track
5.	She's a Fire Engine 02:12	buy track
6.	Linguistic Violations 00:50	buy track
7.	Saigon's Still Kickin' 01:30	buy track
8.	Unload the White Load 01:12	buy track
9.	This is Beatbox 01:07	buy track
10.	Canada, Shakespeare, Canada 01:36	buy track
11.	Your Mama on the Rocks 01:22	buy track
12.	Whose Ball Bearings Need Greasin'? 01:21	buy track
13.	Pain in the Tight Pants 01:49	buy track
14.	Fuck You & F That 01:25	buy track
15.	Grinding for Jesus 01:53	buy track
16.	This Is What We Are All About 00:38	buy track
17.	Esteemed Colleagues and Associates 00:33	buy track
18.	Introductory Offer 00:48	buy track
19.	Where's the F'n Ball? 00:28	buy track
20.	Just So We're on the Same Page 00:35	buy track
21.	Hands Off My Dow Jones 00:35	buy track
22.	You Dropped the Ball 00:17	buy track
23.	The Ball Is In Your Court 00:30	buy track
24.	Last of the Financial Statements 00:49	buy track
25.	Maybe You Should Grow Balls 00:24	buy track
26.	Livin La Vegas Loca 02:01	buy track
27.	Suck My Caucus 00:51	buy track
28.	Same Shit Different Toilet 01:48	buy track
29.	Mike Muir on Wall Street 00:51	buy track
30.	Derek Black's Body Karate 00:44	buy track
31.	Smoke'n In The Boys Room 01:18	buy track
32.	Jesus Luncheon 00:58	buy track
33.	Sonofdog 01:16	buy track
34.	Tommy Camaro's True Story 01:34	buy track
35.	Suge Knight is at My BBQ 01:01	buy track
36.	Last of the Financial Statements (Audited Results) 01:03	buy track
37.	Daddy Like 01:26	buy track
38.	In a Field Eating Fritos 00:20	buy track
39.	Gamestop Stonks Destroyed My Life 00:52	buy track
40.	Ameritrade Deez Nuts 01:00	buy track
41.	Pandemic Particle Accelerator 00:20	buy track
42.	Chin Diapers 00:24	buy track
43.	Corporate Made Me Change My Email Signature 00:54	buy track
44.	Master of Profits (MIDI) 01:29
45.	Sell 'Em All (MIDI) 01:35
46.	One Million Dollars (MIDI) 01:33
47.	Wall Street Revisited (MIDI) 01:29
48.	Ride the Limo (MIDI) 01:43
49.	Sell 'Em All (Acoustic) 03:36
50.	One Block East, Two Blocks Up Your Ass (Acoustic) 01:28
51.	Scream in Sonar (Acoustic) 02:28
52.	Baby, You're So Worth the Investment (Acoustic) 02:54
53.	Broker (Acoustic) 04:07

about

1-10 originally from Ten Steps To Success LP (625 Thrashcore/Forge Again Records/Sinister Label)
Recorded by Jeremy Lemos at Acme

11-15 originally from The Smell of Money EP (Eugenics Record Label/Mike Fitzgerald Records)
Recorded by Jeremy Lemos at Semaphore

16 originally appeared on split 7” with Wilbur Cobb (Vendetta Records) and Best of the MIdwest Vol. 1 comp CD (Curtaincall Music)
Recorded by Jeremy Lemos at Acme
Due to a contract dispute, Caz U L Friday does not appear on “This Is What We Are All About”

17 originally appeared on Planting a Seed compilation (Discos De Rok)
Recorded by Jeremy Lemos at Semaphore
On “Esteemed Colleagues and Associates” Ross Boneyard performed vocals and drums, Caz U L Friday played guitar and nobody else participated because they were all stuck in an elevator.

18-25 originally appeared on Microeconomics EP (Bloom:Explode/Level Plane Records/Hewhocorrupts, Inc./Eugenics Record Label/Mike Fitzgerald Records/Gilead Media)
Recorded by MIke Levine at Gunpoint

26-28 originally appeared on split 7” with FKS (First Blood Family/Calls and Correspondence Records/Take it Back)
Recorded by Jeremy Lemos at Semaphore

29-34 originally appeared on split 10” with Phoenix Bodies (Gilead Media)
Recorded by Bob Popp at Gunpoint

35-37 originally appeared on split 7” with Chica X (Cassette Deck Media Conglomorate)
Recorded by Bob Popp at Gunpoint

38 originally appeared on Half-Assed Chicago compilation (Johann’s Face Records)
Recorded by Bob Popp at Gunpoint

39-43 previously unreleased LP2 demos
Recorded by Bob Popp at Gunpoint

44-48 originally appeared on MIDI OF PROFITS EP
(Robotic Empire)
Programmed by Zack Petrusa

49-50 originally appeared on LIVE ON WLUW 01/23/03 EP
(Plastic Airlines)
Recorded live on air at WLUW Loyola
Drums by Dave Hoffa

51-53 previously unreleased
Recorded live on air at WLUW Loyola
Vocals on "Baby, You're So Worth the Investment" by Dan Cindoni
Drums by Dave Hoffa

Mastered by Carl Saff @ Saff Mastering
Art and layout by Eric @ Wall of Youth
Cover photos by Brian Santostefano
Live photos by Mark Novotny & Brian Santostefano

credits

released March 11, 2022

Hewhocorrupts is:
Tommy Camaro - vocals
Ross Boneyard - drums
Cory Lockheart - guitar
Rory Lockheart - bass
Caz U L Friday - guitar
Maxwell Brotherhood Shredmoore - guitar (29-43)

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